I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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