North Korea, Best Korea!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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