I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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