well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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