You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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