Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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