gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I met the friendliest cop last night
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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