take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I don't deserve a penis
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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