I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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