Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just had sex bonerless
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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