it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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