just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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