He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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