quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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