so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
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