if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Girls should come with a carfax report
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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