i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We don't watch enough power rangers
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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