he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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