Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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