You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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