I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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