Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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