Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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