If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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