took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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