i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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