Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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