i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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