Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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