guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
