I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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