Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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