i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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