I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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