My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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