Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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