And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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