Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I think your dad took our porno
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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