Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
well most of my day revolves around power hour
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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