So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
This toilet bowl is my home.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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