so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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