Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize