Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Can I color on your dick again?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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