But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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