i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
