i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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