I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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