And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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