in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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