So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
it's like heaven, but drunker
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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