Define "chronic" masturbator.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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