I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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