That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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