I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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