Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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