Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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