his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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