WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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