He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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